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Unread 2012-03-12, 01:54 AM   #26
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Those ideas will work i just want something right away and easy
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Tell them to hit the fucking road. Do you really think they have/will read up on squatting laws?
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The best idea possible IMHO is be a fucking prick. Don't make it so easy for them to crash there. If it were me I would constantly poke and prod at them to remind them they were scum of the earth. I'm not sure of the laws down there but here in NE 17 is the age of PARENTAL consent. Get in touch with her parents because if he's buying her booze then they are probably fucking too. If her parents aren't okay with it then he's going away too.
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The best idea possible IMHO is be a fucking prick. Don't make it so easy for them to crash there. If it were me I would constantly poke and prod at them to remind them they were scum of the earth. I'm not sure of the laws down there but here in NE 17 is the age of PARENTAL consent. Get in touch with her parents because if he's buying her booze then they are probably fucking too. If her parents aren't okay with it then he's going away too.
This. Pick the nastiest strongest aerosol you can find and empty cans of it in the area they crash, shit and don't flush, wake their asses up at all hours of the night with fucking pots and pans and shit, unplug the fridge, pee in plastic bottles and just leave them laying around. Go for fucking broke, dude. Start walking around naked with your dick tucked under singing Total Eclipse of the Heart. Game ender, right there.
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The best idea possible IMHO is be a fucking prick. Don't make it so easy for them to crash there. If it were me I would constantly poke and prod at them to remind them they were scum of the earth. I'm not sure of the laws down there but here in NE 17 is the age of PARENTAL consent. Get in touch with her parents because if he's buying her booze then they are probably fucking too. If her parents aren't okay with it then he's going away too.
this, I've actually done this before....throw ice at them when they're sleeping on the couch, listen to weird music, do something to make them not comfortable/welcomed at your place so then they will say, "LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
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get a mariachi band to come over at 6am. They they don't like it let them get cut by the mexicans
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U said you have insurance on everything.
Torch the damn place while they are sleeping.
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This. Pick the nastiest strongest aerosol you can find and empty cans of it in the area they crash, shit and don't flush, wake their asses up at all hours of the night with fucking pots and pans and shit, unplug the fridge, pee in plastic bottles and just leave them laying around. Go for fucking broke, dude. Start walking around naked with your dick tucked under singing Total Eclipse of the Heart. Game ender, right there.
best thing I've read in so damn long
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I was thinking something like this.
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You cannot change the orignal locks or add additional locks to an apartment that you are leasing. That is breaking the contract of the lease. Which would only add to him breaking the lease, by allowing the couple to stay there for longer than two weeks without notifying the office.
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A lot of you don't understand some housing rules.

If you let someone stay in your home on the Missouri side for longer than 2 days, they can actually get a restraining order against you and keep you out of your own home.

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go be honest with your property. Tell them they were needing a place for 2 days and have since then decided to squat on you. Don't tell them they've been there that long. Just tell them they have overstayed their welcome and you can't make them leave.

Be as honest as possible with them and tell them you fucked up. Apartment complexes don't want to get rid of a paying customer anymore than you want to leave. The faster you do this, the faster you will get them out. End of story.
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go be honest with your property. Tell them they were needing a place for 2 days and have since then decided to squat on you. Don't tell them they've been there that long. Just tell them they have overstayed their welcome and you can't make them leave.

Be as honest as possible with them and tell them you fucked up. Apartment complexes don't want to get rid of a paying customer anymore than you want to leave. The faster you do this, the faster you will get them out. End of story.

This is a good option!
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