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Our Mission:

To deter crime and illegal actions of people by identifying them and sarcastically glorifying them and their criminals actions to their neighbors and the public!
Our Purpose & Why We're Being "Jerks":


In the last 20 years, the American society has evolved into a "cyber-information" based culture, with people gathering much of their knowledge and news about people from websites such as Facebook.com, CNN.com, TMZ.com, or Wikipedia. People are fascinated about Charlie Sheen's latest drug binder, the story behind Michael Jackson's child molestation accusations, or Lindsay Lohan's latest alcohol/cocaine-induced fiasco. Most parents today could tell you more about Justin Bieber than they can about their own next-door neighbor, let alone the people living down the street from them and their children.

However, when it comes to knowing the basic facts about those living around them, like the drug dealer growing marijuana in their basement 5 houses up from you, the child molester that lives across the street that's eyeing your 12-year old boy playing basketball in the street, or your very own next-door neighbor that won't admit that they have a drinking problem, yet can't hold a steady job and keeps getting arrested for Driving Under the Influence, American's are truly naive!
The FBI has released that between June 2010 and June 2011, there were 11.8 MILLION people admitted to local jails in the United States, of which, 83% were released!! THERE IS LITERALLY 1 ARREST FOR EVERY 5 PEOPLE MADE IN THE U.S. EVERY YEAR!!! Most of these people were able to have their charges reduced by having their charges reduced, or being placed on diversion or probation, while others simply plead guilty. By doing this, these criminals simply had to do what they were ordered to do by the judge, submit to random drug tests, and their problem would simply "go away"... however, the majority of these individuals go on to be Second, Third and even Fourth-Time Offenders because they were allowed to continue with their wreck-less behavior and no lesson was learned from their experience with the Criminal Justice System.

Is this type of "punishment" likely to deter someone from going out and getting behind the wheel intoxicated again? Probably not... so that's where we step in! BlabberMouth believes that if there was a true deterrent that would affect something much more personable to these people, such as their reputation and relationships with their neighbors, family members, co-workers, landlords, and even their employer that exposed their "dirty secret", then we might just be able to keep them from T-boning a family and killing everyone in their minivan while driving drunk!

IF THE SERVICES AND PRODUCTS THAT BLABBERMOUTH HAS TO OFFER TO THE COMMUNITY SAVES THE LIVES OF THAT FAMILY BY CAUSING THIS PERSON TO CALL HIS/HER SPOUSE, A FRIEND, OR EVEN A TAXI AFTER THEY'VE HAD A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK, FOR FEAR OF US BEING HIRED BY YOU TO DELIBERATELY TELLING THEIR NEIGHBORS AND THE CITY AT-LARGE, THEN BLABBERMOUTH WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IT'S PURPOSE!
How We're Different:

BlabberMouth is a locally based business in the Kansas City area (Overland Park to be exact). We are two guys that are married with children, seeking to make a difference in the community, and a better place for our children to grow up in! Unlike the unethical "Mugshot Industry" websites that are based out of Texas or Florida, and dig back into the archives of police departments across the country in the hopes of "getting rich quick" by putting people's pictures up online from 5-10 years ago, and then charging over $400 to remove them, we hope to make a positive impact on the Kansas City community by pulling the "Mugshot Industry" out of the cyber world and establishing it in the real world, thereby forcing people who have been arrested to deal with this event in their life in a non-cyber way. We are essentially separating ourselves from the "Mugshot Industry" and forming the “In-Your-Face” industry, with the goal of educating the public on the criminal activities going on in their neighborhood and to deter criminal action from happening... and if we can have some fun while accomplishing our goals, then why not, right?
The Process & What We Offer (for now... check out our "Coming Soon" page!):

When someone get's released from the Johnson, Douglas or Wyandotte County jails, we send a letter to their address on file with the jails, notifying them that they have a profile on our website. If these people are First-Time Offenders (or Second, depending on the charge) , and have not been charged with a felony or anything that falls into the following: Murder, Child Abuse or Endangerment, Child Pornography, Rape, Sodomy, Manslaughter (Felonious), Driving Under The Influence (3rd Offense or Higher), or Drug Trafficking, then we will give them 10 days from the date that we mail that letter to pay us for our "Reputation Repair Service" to remove their profile from our site. After these 10 days have passed, and if they have not been removed from out site, then ANYONE can hire us for as little as $4.99 to go to these criminal's neighborhood's and post flyers on their neighbor's doors that that person has been arrested!
Our Plea:

WE NEED YOUR HELP!

BlabberMouth wants to make as much of a positive impact on the Kansas City community as possible! When you hire us to tell these criminal's neighbors about their arrest, YOU'LL be making a difference in the community! By hiring us, or donating to BlabberMouth, YOU could be sparing the life of that family in the minivan that is going to be killed because someone decides to make a blatant disregard for the lives of others and drives drunk, or you could be helping someone hit "rock bottom" so that they will seek the help that they need for their alcohol or drug addiction problem! The possibilities about what our services can do, and the lives that we can save are endless!
Contact Us:

BlabberMouth Kansas City
P.O. Box 860313
Shawnee, KS 66286
(913) 888-BLAB
(913) 888-2522


Media Inquiries can call us or contact us via e-mail at: media@blabbermouthkc.com

Owner & Founder:
Radley Michaels radley@blabbermouthkc.com

Owner & Co-Founder:
Jason Matthews theshow@blabbermouthkc.com

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